Fuck you for sending me pointless dead-end texts just to remind me you still exist. Fuck you very much.
I’M SO TIRED OF STUPID PEOPLE.
A 22 Y/O GIRL IN MY CLASS ASKED ME IF MARK TWAIN IS DEAD.
The worst part is that she likes me so I have no reason to avoid her and I have to socialize and be nice and not gawk at people like the idiots they are when they are adults who say things like, “Wait, so I can’t see a sunrise over a beach on the west coast? That’s so weird, I never knew that!!”
Hahaha yes let’s just walk right into another round of he’s-talking-to-me-for-now-but-for-how-long?
That’s an excellent idea